A temporary placeholder for client-capable strports, until we sufficient use cases get identified
| Function | parse | Undocumented | 
| Function | client | Undocumented | 
| Function | _parseTCPSSL | For the moment, parse TCP or SSL connections the same | 
| Function | _parseUNIX | Undocumented | 
| Variable | _funcs | Undocumented | 
For the moment, parse TCP or SSL connections the same